I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
dear lord.
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
This was meant to be a keychain but now I’m not sure anymore.
Either way, this blog needs more Tim.God this is lovely.
His mouth, his eyes. The shadowy/bruises on his neck. It’s just really compelling.
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
For a non profit organization, the PokeCenter does surprisingly well.
(Source: wondermiggy)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
SAM. YOU WERE SO EXCITED TO BE THE BIG BROTHER. YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD ONE TOO. YOU WERE SO NICE AND OPEN AND ADAM WAS SO NERVOUS AROUND HIS BIG BROTHERS AND SO HESITANT AND SAMMY YOU JUST STOOD THERE SMILING LIKE THE PROUD BROTHER THAT YOU ARE. LIKE THE PROUD BROTHER THAT YOU LEARNED HOW TO BE BECAUSE OF DEAN. THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS GIVE ME TOO MANY FEELS
I JUST SAW THIS EPISODE IT WAS LIKE SAMMY’S CHANCE TO BE JUST LIKE DEAN HE COULD FINALLY BE A BIG BRO TO SOMEONE
(Source: areyouhummingmetallica)
